Matter of time

Sahil was watching one of his favorite kid’s programs on TV. I noticed that one of the Moms on the show had put on more than a few pounds. Wondering if that’s part of the story line, I asked Sahil.

“Sahil, why has that kid’s mom put on so much weight?”

Sahil didn’t even blink. He said

“because she is a grown up.”

It's your day, Dad!

“Sahil, father’s day is coming up. What do you think you are going to do for me?” I asked Sahil.

Apparently Sahil had already given it a thought. He said…

“Baba, I am just going to give you five dollars and get it over with.”